Родни Дэнджерфилд, цитаты, стр. 2

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy I'd have nothing to play with.

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

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